Our Bed is a Kitchen Table

My husband has an odd diet. He consumes 1200 calories Sunday through Friday each week, and on Saturday he eats everything and anything. His 1200 calories are consumed in our bed. Each night, I have to put up with the loud chewing and slurping from about 9:00 p.m. to 10:30 p.m.

Most of the time he eats a burrito, which smells nasty, and does not taste that good, too. He inhales it, making a strange noise in the process. The worst nights are when I am very tired, and he consumes two bags of 100 calorie popcorn. It takes him a long time to eat those two bags. Sometimes I have a fantasy of taking the popcorn and stuffing it down his throat.

The best nights are when he eats the burrito and a HUGE cinnamon bun. They take a minimal time to eat, and I can get to sleep at a decent hour. I love my husband, but he has a very bizarre eating ritual that can be quite annoying!