Perfume Marinade

I positively loathe women who bath in their perfume. I mean, come on! Seriously, do their noses not work? Do none of them have one single friend or family member kind or honest enough to tell them either kindly, that they've overdone it ' a little' , or downright harshly, that they stink? Everyone knows at least one of these women. You know the ones. The ones who leave a strong lingering scent in aisle 4 of the grocery store even though they have been clear over in aisle 12 for ten minutes now. Or the ones who step into the crowded elevator and by the time it reaches the 12th floor, everyone else's eyes are watering and their gasping for fresh air. Or the girlfriend you are going out on the town with that tells you to hang on one second cause she forgot to put her perfume on and can't leave without it, and you were SO hoping she would forget. You were hoping for just one night around her where you could smell any other scent besides her overwhelming and nasty perfume. These women need a serious newsflash! I do not care if you pay $1000 an ounce for your perfume. And it may very well smell wonderful if you dab it on lightly as intended, BUT if it smells as though you marinated in it overnight,,,YOU STINK!! AND- though I can't speak for everyone, it makes ME wonder what you are trying to cover up. Not enough time to shower??