Kissing Freak

My girlfriend is simply a kissing freak. She kisses almost every guy she sees and gets a kick out of it. The only kick I'm getting is a kick in my face.

I don't dare to whine about it in case she calls me an insecure, control freak but I'm freaking out (how many times have I used that word!). Call me a freak but I'm a guy and any guy would get jealous at his lover smooching everyone - she's kissed my best friend, the neighbor, the grocery guy and even some strangers.

I'm totally freaking out - she says it is just for fun but it isn't fun when you're the boyfriend, the freak, whatever.