Tapping The Ghost Out Of Me

Arggghhhhhhhhhhhhh.....

How many times have I jumped and let out such a cry? Too many. Going in to office has become a challenge for me and it's not my job, it's this annoying fella called Robert who always likes to greet me with a tap (more like a thump) on my shoulder.

Everytime I tell him not to do it, he laughs it off and says, "You're a man, right?" And he often does it while my back is turned so I get such a shock.

Many times I have controlled myself from letting fly my Tyson punch which will have him in St Mungo's the next day.

Trouble is, he only does it to me and not to the rest so no one else seems to mind him. So I believe there will come a day when I either I go bonkers, quit my job or I become the new wrestling or boxing champion.